May 24th, 2012 at 12:06PM

apiculturist:

andalltherestisrustandstardust:

huladance:

gatewaylesbian:

hannahisawful:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

omg

I AM BEGINNING TO BE A HORSE 

(via dduane)

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May 21st, 2012 at 3:40AM

ladysisyphus:

stars-collected:

bigbigtruck:

hinoneko:

thebatmanchild:

if all the posts on tumblr were suddenly bees we’d call it bumblr

if all the posts on tumblr were suddenly biscuits we’d call it crumblr

if everything was written in tiny text we’d call it mumblr

if all the posts were about sad stuff we’d call it glumblr

if all the posts were about shit nobody cares about we’d call it Facebook

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May 21st, 2012 at 3:26AM
ladysisyphus: motionandrest: face-down-asgard-up: TOD: 11:47 pm YES EXCELLENT Oh, it happened! So this was the first thing my husband said to me after having seen the Avengers movie (I saw it a week later).

ladysisyphus:

motionandrest:

face-down-asgard-up:

TOD: 11:47 pm

YES EXCELLENT

Oh, it happened!

So this was the first thing my husband said to me after having seen the Avengers movie (I saw it a week later).

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May 21st, 2012 at 3:24AM

atu929:

みんなおしゃれさんでかわゆい！(´∀｀*)　
マレーシアで見たhijab屋さんもかわゆいのがたくさんあって素敵だった！

bunnyfavorites:

I think lolitas that ware hijab are extremely adorable awesome. Keep doing what you’re doing!

I kinda love this!

(via ladysisyphus)

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May 20th, 2012 at 11:35PM
tomesawayfromhome: Does this image contain: A. The perfect answer to every kid who asks “Why are we reading this book? What could I possibly have in common with these fictional people?” B. Interesting typography C. What could be a classroom-worthy poster D. C. S. Lewis firing on all cylinders, as per usual. E. A deceptive link (thumbpress.com) that distracts (and should be ignored) from the actual link to the creator (thereadables.tumblr.com) F. All of the above. (hint: the answer’s F!)  I love just about everything CS Lewis has ever said that wasn’t about Christianity (and even then he has some good lines).

tomesawayfromhome:

Does this image contain:

A. The perfect answer to every kid who asks “Why are we reading this book? What could I possibly have in common with these fictional people?”

B. Interesting typography

C. What could be a classroom-worthy poster

D. C. S. Lewis firing on all cylinders, as per usual.

E. A deceptive link (thumbpress.com) that distracts (and should be ignored) from the actual link to the creator (thereadables.tumblr.com)

F. All of the above.

(hint: the answer’s F!) 

I love just about everything CS Lewis has ever said that wasn’t about Christianity (and even then he has some good lines).

(via watchallisonteach)

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May 20th, 2012 at 4:37PM

Seusslock: A Study in PINK (part 1)

dduane:

homfrog:

castiel-for-president:

jujuproblems:

A comic based on the words of Dr. Sleuth’s Seusslock.

I was going to try to do the art Seuss-style, but that failed and so does this.

end part 1

EDIT: I forgot a page blah.

SCREEECHING. EVERYONE GO READ THIS.

roflmao

“That… was amazing!”  :)

Askdghjf! I love this!

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May 15th, 2012 at 11:16PM
anticapitalist: Our real first gay president The new issue of Newsweek features a cover photo of President Obama topped by a rainbow-colored halo and captioned “The First Gay President.” The halo and caption strike me as cheap sensationalism. I realize airport travelers look at a magazine for 2.2 seconds before moving on to the next one. I grant that this cover will probably get Newsweek a 4.4 second glance. I also understand that Newsweek is desperate for sales. Nevertheless, I doubt that the Newsweek of old, before it was sold for a dollar, would have pandered as shallowly. The caption is a superficial way to characterize an important development of thought that the president — along with the country — has been making over recent years. It is also entirely wrong. Like the mini-furor a couple of months back about the claim that Richard Nixon was our first gay president, the story simply ignores that the U.S. already had a gay president more than a century ago. There can be no doubt that James Buchanan was gay, before, during and after his four years in the White House. Moreover, the nation knew it, too — he was not far into the closet. Today, I know no historian who has studied the matter and thinks Buchanan was heterosexual. Fifteen years ago, historian John Howard, author of “Men Like That,” a pioneering study of queer culture in Mississippi, shared with me the key documents, including Buchanan’s May 13, 1844, letter to a Mrs. Roosevelt. Describing his deteriorating social life after his great love, William Rufus King, senator from Alabama, had moved to Paris to become our ambassador to France, Buchanan wrote: I am now “solitary and alone,” having no companion in the house with me. I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them. I feel that it is not good for man to be alone; and should not be astonished to find myself married to some old maid who can nurse me when I am sick, provide good dinners for me when I am well, and not expect from me any very ardent or romantic affection.

anticapitalist:

Our real first gay president

The new issue of Newsweek features a cover photo of President Obama topped by a rainbow-colored halo and captioned “The First Gay President.” The halo and caption strike me as cheap sensationalism. I realize airport travelers look at a magazine for 2.2 seconds before moving on to the next one. I grant that this cover will probably get Newsweek a 4.4 second glance. I also understand that Newsweek is desperate for sales. Nevertheless, I doubt that the Newsweek of old, before it was sold for a dollar, would have pandered as shallowly.

The caption is a superficial way to characterize an important development of thought that the president — along with the country — has been making over recent years. It is also entirely wrong. Like the mini-furor a couple of months back about the claim that Richard Nixon was our first gay president, the story simply ignores that the U.S. already had a gay president more than a century ago.

There can be no doubt that James Buchanan was gay, before, during and after his four years in the White House. Moreover, the nation knew it, too — he was not far into the closet.

Today, I know no historian who has studied the matter and thinks Buchanan was heterosexual. Fifteen years ago, historian John Howard, author of “Men Like That,” a pioneering study of queer culture in Mississippi, shared with me the key documents, including Buchanan’s May 13, 1844, letter to a Mrs. Roosevelt. Describing his deteriorating social life after his great love, William Rufus King, senator from Alabama, had moved to Paris to become our ambassador to France, Buchanan wrote:

I am now “solitary and alone,” having no companion in the house with me. I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them. I feel that it is not good for man to be alone; and should not be astonished to find myself married to some old maid who can nurse me when I am sick, provide good dinners for me when I am well, and not expect from me any very ardent or romantic affection.

(via neil-gaiman)

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May 8th, 2012 at 5:24PM

neil-gaiman:

Childhood is cannibals and psychotics vomiting in your mouth. Yes.

RIP the wonderful Maurice Sendak

blowncovers:

We’ll miss you.

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May 7th, 2012 at 10:05PM
The Limits to Environmentalism | The Crux | Discover Magazine

You mean science isn’t evil? What? No way!
May 6th, 2012 at 4:49PM
dduane: alacrious-blue-galaxy: Benedict you are ruining my life Young Wizards fans: There’s the “Lone Power” face. That expression. Right there. Oh, dear me. Dear, dear me. I’ve subverted my own headcanon. And my headcanon is canon. Argh. And this wins for my favorite line of the day!

dduane:

alacrious-blue-galaxy:

Benedict you are ruining my life

Young Wizards fans: There’s the “Lone Power” face. That expression. Right there.

Oh, dear me. Dear, dear me. I’ve subverted my own headcanon. And my headcanon is canon.

Argh.

And this wins for my favorite line of the day!

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